PARENTAL INSULTS (AGAIN)

  
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Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Fri Jun 15, '12 7:53am PST 
I don't know about you guys, but I consider myself a pretty considerate pup. I lick my mom in the mouth when I get a chance, I sleep in their bed, I bring the ball back to them a gazillion times, for their pleasure. Right? SO, what does SHE do to repay me? Sends pictures of (wait for it, wait for it) SQUIRRELS BEING party CUTE. Like 4 of them. OMD. You will NOT believe this but one of the pics was of 2 treerats KISSING!!!! Is that not squirrel porn? I think so. I mean this has traumatized me. I'm going to go bark insanely at one right now!
Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
 
 
Barked: Fri Jun 15, '12 6:20pm PST 
shrugshrugI don't get it either. I keep tellin' ya. Humans are WEIRD! You can't really trust them.
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Sat Jun 16, '12 6:19am PST 
Where's the respect for dawgdom that should be natural for anyone who has the privilege of our owning them? The PDA committed by the squirrels should be sanctioned, give me a break. party (I can't say "gag me with a spoon" enough about this situation.) party

JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Sun Jun 17, '12 5:51am PST 
~steps up on da soapbox~

Der shud be sum way ta program puters ta treet cutie pixchurs uv squirrels, an' catz az'a virus! Isolate, contain an' incapsoolate 'em in da darkest void uv cyber space!!!
Can I git'a amen?
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Mon Jun 18, '12 7:08am PST 
Yeah they could call it "The Gag Me With a Spoon Trojan."
Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
 
 
Barked: Wed Jun 20, '12 3:47am PST 
Ok, today ya have to put aside your complaints, because it's your mom's birthday!!!

partypartypartypartypartypartypartypartypartypartypartywisheswishes That could mean some good treats!!!snoopysnoopysnoopy

This is for you, Mad's mom flowers
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Wed Jun 20, '12 6:24am PST 
Best wishes frum me too!
wishes Happy Birthday wishes

~notices Soph's flowers~ dog walk

flowers big grin flowers .... party

Happy Annibirthary!
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Wed Jun 20, '12 9:39am PST 
Annibirthary! BOL JL. My mom says thank you to you both. And as for treats, they are having STEAK tonight. I'm on my best behaviour. little angel I'm a little angel until dinner.
Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
 
 
Barked: Wed Jun 20, '12 7:29pm PST 
laugh out loud Have any luck being an angel? I hope so. Hate it when it doesn't pay off.
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Thu Jun 21, '12 6:09am PST 
I got a couple of pieces of my mom's filet. Not as much as I wanted, OF COURSE. They both pigged out and were all groaning about eating too much and I would have been more than happy to take some of the pressure off of their compulsive over-eating. Hrrrumph. confused
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