Samson [lives with aunt now]
Mr. Droolface | 
 | | Barked: Thu Jun 12, '08 12:14pm PST |  | |  | | Of course we have some protective gear to wear, but as fur the safe part, nothing is garenteed!
Now, I just got a report from Housten that a bunch of aliens from Barfalamewton have kidnapped a puppy for expeirmintaton. These Aliens called Barfins MUST be stoped at all cost. Do to an incident at mission control we now know that these barfin pests can easily be eliminated by air freshener. All of our fighters on this mission will be equiped with sprayers filled with air freshener and a protective space suit. There only known weapon is gun-like things that shoot out a living goo that will prevent you from moving and ultimatly send you to the bridge too early, which is why we have equiped our suit with several sprayers that give out chemicals to remove the goo from you automatically, we have no idea what else is out there so take extra precautions and remember leave no dog or cat behind! We will journey on our prized spaceship Alumuni 3000 to Barfalamewton immediatly, all later missions for back-up will arrive on pods!
Robin and Shaki, are you game? |  |  | |  |
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Dogster Obsessions: The Starter Kit for Dogs by Wildebeest
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