Dixieland's Funny Bone Comedy Club

  
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Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Barked: Tue Aug 14, '12 5:19am PST 
Dixieland's Funny Bone Comedy Club


This club is for our members to share anything they think is funny. Post your funny videos, jokes, pictures and stories
here. I will post something each day and look forward to seeing what everyfur else posts.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Charlie Chaplin
Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Barked: Tue Aug 14, '12 5:19am PST 
Current events

Are we getting accurate information from the Mars Rover?
Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Barked: Tue Aug 14, '12 5:21am PST 
This is a good one!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
... MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
"WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2012 models. I saw one I really liked.
"MAN: "How much?
"WOMAN: "$85,000.
"MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
"WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.
"WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
"MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose
phone this is?

Alex CGC,- TD

I`m cute and I- know it
 
 
Barked: Tue Aug 14, '12 5:22am PST 
Ode To The Alpha Male by my good furiend Itchie

A dribble here, a dribble there.
I mark my "ammo" everywhere.
On the lamp-post, on the sign,
a fire hydrant works just fine.
Lift that back leg, lift it good,
on metal, plastic, rock and wood.
And if "supplies" are at an end,
we all know how to make pretend.
We stop and sniff and do our thing
though nothing's really happening!
C'mon Mom, don't go getting mad.
It's in our genes, it isn't bad!
Angel Wooly- Bully Stone

I'm a Happy- Married Man I- love My Coco
 
 
Barked: Tue Aug 14, '12 5:52am PST 
Beware of the Dog

Upon entering a small country store, a stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside a harmless old hound dog was asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The amused stranger inquired, "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

The owner responded, "Because, before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
Sedona

It\'s Tough- Being A Spoiled- Puppy!
 
 
Barked: Tue Aug 14, '12 6:23am PST 
Cute and funny pic! laugh out loud


NOW, HE KNOWS HOW TO HAB A FOO-FOO! bol!

laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud

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BOL! I WUV dis thwead! Bailey laugh out loudbig laughbig laughbig laughlaugh out loud
Dey awl so funny, omd! BOL!

Bailey....momma been wondoweing IF dat wat da aliens did wif da maws pic! hailhailhail
And YES deowe AWE aliens! She saw pics of dem wen she visited Roswell, New Mexico ...AND wen dey went into da "Little A'Le'Inn" in Rachel, Nevada! shock laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud
Dat was befowe MY time, dtho. cloud 9

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Gemma

He's got me- daydreaming....
 
 
Barked: Tue Aug 14, '12 6:44am PST 
I wike dis fwead, too! It make me waff! laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud

Check dis out!

Dis pup needs a good foo foo!
Sedona

It\'s Tough- Being A Spoiled- Puppy!
 
 
Barked: Tue Aug 14, '12 6:59am PST 
eekeekeek
GEMMA! big laughbig laughbig laugh
Dat pictchowe scayerd me! hailhailhail I fink we bettowe FOO FOO dat pup's hayowe wite now! laugh out loud

Papa says dat if momma cuddent gwoom me anymowe cuz of hew wrists...he'd SHAVE my body down wike a Chinese Cwested! shockbig laughbig laughbig laugh Luckily, Momma said dat NEVOWE gonna happen. cloud 9way to go

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Keep da FUNNIES coming! happy dancehappy dancehappy dance
Vern

Yo Vern!
 
 
Barked: Tue Aug 14, '12 7:04am PST 
Funny video
Sluggo (In- Loving- Memory)

One-a da Badnezz- Boyzz
 
 
Barked: Tue Aug 14, '12 7:15am PST 
All this stuff is cracking me up! laugh out loud big laugh laugh out loud big laugh laugh out loud big laugh

But you know, furiends, there's more to life than comedy, so just for a moment....

....let's reflect on true romance, bol!
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