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For Your Consideration

If you are wondering what is the right dog for you, this is the place to be. In this introductory forum we talk about topics such as breed vs. mix, size, age, grooming, breeders, shelters, rescues as well as requirements for exercise, space and care. No question is too silly here. This particular forum is for getting and giving helpful, nice advice. It is definitely not a forum for criticizing someone else's opinion, knowledge or advice. This forum is all about tail wagging and learning.

  
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Tiller- (Skansen's- Ira in the M

I DO Exist...To- Drive You Batty
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 23, '12 12:05pm PST 
Q. How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
A1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?
A2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.
A3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
A4. Rottweiler: Make me.
A5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
A6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
A7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
the situation.
A8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.
A9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb?
A10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.
A11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
A12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
A13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
A14. New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
little cluster...
A15. Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light
bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect
some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF.



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Opheila

It ain't over- till the fat- kitty sings
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 23, '12 12:20pm PST 
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Just recovering from nasty virus, you made my afternoon...Thank You!!!!!
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Moose

I love sitting- in laps
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 23, '12 1:15pm PST 
applauselaugh out loud That's great.
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Miyu CGC

Bow down to the- Princess Brat!
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 23, '12 4:41pm PST 
So. freaking. Awesome!!!
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Twister

forever loved
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 23, '12 7:03pm PST 
Lol, awesome! laugh out loud

kitty
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Kashmir- ♥ CGC

Boxer Beach Bum
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 23, '12 8:01pm PST 
Loved it!!! big laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laugh
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Miss- Scarlett

Pick me- up...please!
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 23, '12 9:09pm PST 
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Sabi

When the night- closes in I will- be there
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 23, '12 9:37pm PST 
That never fails to crack me up. I can just see Sabi now, 'Everyone follow me. Stay in formation now. Quickly now, no stragglers.'big laugh
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Member Since
12/02/2012
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 23, '12 9:39pm PST 
Fantastic! applause This made me laugh. Thank you for posting this. laugh out loud
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Jackson Tan

Lad about town
 
 
Barked: Mon Dec 24, '12 3:08am PST 
Lol, so bloody true!
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